Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Mary's Funny Real Estate Stories

Mary's Funny Real Estate Stories:
I heard this from an appraiser called to evaluate a home for estate purposes. A brother & sister were at odd over the estate & she tried to have the brother whacked. She paid a homeless person $10,000 cash and showed him where to put the body. The homeless guy went to the brother and told him, "Your sister really hates you!". He gave the money to the brother and left. The brother wants him for a witness to prosecute the sister but they can't find him now.

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*180 day rule for foreign nationals
*FIRPTA tax rules for selling your home in the USA
*Difference between using Escrow and a lawyer for conveyancing
*Disclosure issues
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