Mary's Funny Real Estate Stories

This is from a realtor with 30+ years of experience. She says this is the first time she has been truly speechless in all that time. She had a referral from an old client that a lady wanted to sell her rental condo. Realtor picked up the owner & they went to look at the condo, which was supposed to be vacant. When they opened the door, they heard noises, & found the lady's husband naked with his secretary! The realtor & the lady backed out of the door, as the husband was saying the classic words, "But Honey, I can explain...". Realtor didn't get the listing, because now the husband is living in the condo as part of the divorce settlement!